ironically though, i am loving this weather eventhough it is quite a
bitch trying to get to school trying to keep my all-white uniform
mud-free. i mean after almost 5 months of having classes inside non-ac
rooms during regular non-rainy days, the storm is very much welcome.
i'm
bored. i can't go out and watch a movie coz i had to buy an ampule of
vitamin c for my injection practical. all my other nursing friends are
still in school because they were unlucky enough (hehe) to have their
return demo scheduled with the lecture. and i didn't want to clutter up
my tabulas with all those surveys i wanted to answer to pass the
time so i made another tabulas account to post those surveys on.
yay. i actually got the idea from tiffy, a highschool batchmate after i
ended up on her blog while bloghopping. oh and speaking of such, i
found this, and i just had to post it because it's funny:
Forget traditional dictionaries. Keep this.
1. Achuchuchu (A-chu-chu-chu).
This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.
2. Ano (A-noh)
The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.
(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)
(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle's-second-cousin)
(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)
(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)
(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!)
(6) Substi tute for genitalia: Did you ano your ano?
The use of ano is quite dangerous forthe untrained ear, because it may cause confusion:
"Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by
the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to
a couple's future.
3. Booba (boo-bah).
A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.
4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che)
Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there
are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe
meaningless chatter.
5. Epal (Eh-pal).
An individual who believes he is God.
6. Gigil (gee-gil).
An uncontrollable desire to bite something.
7. Hipon (Hee-pon).
Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away,
this refers to a female whose body is to die for and whose face looks
like it belongs to the dead.
8. Kikay (kee-kay).
Refers to individuals who carry a brush, hand wash, moisturizer,
lip-gloss and various other facial enhancements in a case (aptly called
a kikay kit) inside her bag. Recent inspections of various backpacks
have led to the conclusion it is not a purely female trait. This breed
cannot resist checking themselves out on mirrors, glass windows, bread
knives, sidewalk puddles and plastic-covered notebooks.
9. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn)
Same as achuchu and chechebureche.
10. Kilig (keel-leg).
A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he
whom you see as the future father/mother of your children.
> 11. Laglag brip (lag-lag-brip>
The female counterpart of laglag-panti
12. Laglag-panti (lag-lag-pan-tee).
A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with
masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females)
falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.
13. Indyanero (In-jan-neh-ro).
An individual who fails to appear at anappointment without prior
warning. Not to be confused with individuals who appear according to
Filipino time (approximately 10 minutes before the meeting is to end)
14. Japorms (Jah-porms).
Describes an individual dressed differently from the usual (typically
involves clothes that have been laundered and pant legs of roughly the
same length)
15. Lagot (Lah-got)
A prophesy of evil things to come.
16. Para (Pah-rah).
A term that informs the driver of a jeep to stop and pause (usually in
the middle of the road) as the individual speaking intends to leave the
vehicle. Dangerous for individuals as drivers seem to believe having
one foot in the air is all that is necessary for descent.
17. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa).
Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife), this is a term used to
describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine
reincarnations of Hitler.
18. Torpe (tore-peh).
A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some
strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male
whenever that female is near.
Armed with this list and a smile, you will be sure to make the proper
impression not just on your new relations, but on your loved one as
well. Now let's practice:
"Honey, when I first saw you, I made laglag brip, and was almost torpe.
When I finally got the nerve to date you, I almost became indyanero,
because I didn't think I had the right japorms. When you're around, I'm
kilig, when you're not, I get gigil. You may think all this is achuchu,
kaekekan, just checheboreche, but in truth, my love, I'm so ano with
you. Epal no?"
anyhoo, the username is lovenursing
just in case you are bored too. hehe. i know i shouldn't be doing this
with all the deadlines and reports due next week but what the heck it's
friday. i can always panic on sunday. hehe
Currently listening to: linger - the cranberries
Currently reading: ethics for healthcare professionals
speaking of dead people, i do
not friggin understand why jk rowling had to kill dumbledore. and not
only that, she killed him gracelessly, begging for his life. i have
always thought that if he's going to die, he would in the hands of
voldemort, fighting.